+ That’s so cute, what the fuck. I don’t even like animals, it’s just. They’re like little tanks. Little baby tanks with wiggly feet.
I’m going to hoard turtles if you don’t stop enabling me. Don’t do it. Don’t you do it, Asahina-chan.
Yeah! And their little shells are like, so cute. Scaring turtles into their shell should be a national crime.
Do it. I’m like that little devil on your shoulder but imagine a tiny turtle talking in my voice instead telling you to buy all the turtles. Do it.